Chloe Kmetko quotes from Make It or Break It

Chloe Kmetko

I think people are intimidated by me. I mean, my nails are good, like Lady Gaga-good, and my look is flawless!

Chloe

Emily, think: What would Carrie Bradshaw do?

Chloe

(about Sasha) That's the new coach?! He is one hot crumpet!

Chloe

Oh, honey, you know how men are: they like to beat on their chests and do their Tarzan yell; it makes them feel better. Then later, usually at night, they realize that they need us...sorry, that took a wrong turn somewhere.

Chloe

(to Emily) Honey, you've spent your entire life training in leos from outlet malls, and it's high-time you look like the winner you are. Inside and out.

Chloe

(to Lauren) Honey, if you can balance on a four-inch beam, don't tell me you can't balance a 24-oz. beverage!

Emily

(to the team doctor) Get out of my way, or you'll have to deal with my mother!

Chloe Kmetko

I'd get out of her way...

Chloe Kmetko

Did your sister get back yet?

Yeah, she's been in the bathroom for like hours.

Chloe

Honey, is everything okay?

Emily

(muffled) Just a minute!

Chloe

Oh my god, did you get your period?

Emily

I'm showing Sasha my new floor routine today.

Chloe

(under her breath) I'd sure like to "floor" him with my routine...

Ronnie

We need a drink! Wine or vodka?

(together) Vodka.

It's nice to have at least one extravagant thing in your closet. It makes you feel like a winner!

Emily

I don't have a closet. And it makes me feel like a charity case.

Emily

What about the strict "No Dating Policy"?!

Chloe

That policy doesn't affect parents, Miss Kettle-Black-Caller!

Ronnie

I still can't believe he convinced the Chinese team to come here.

Chloe

Oh, you know Sasha. He could sell ice to an Eskimo.

Ronnie

(to Summer) Next time you might want to consider keeping your mouth closed.

Chloe

(to Ronnie) Or your legs.

Come on, now. Water under the bridge.

Chloe

Full steam ahead! (imitates a ship's horn) Toot-toot!

Chloe

So, Steve, I would appreciate it if you'd keep your money in your pocket.

Steve

Okay, I will keep my money in my pocket.