Lauren quotes from Make It or Break It

Lauren

Sorry, I'm addicted to breakfast biscuts!

Lauren

I thought Jesus was your boyfriend

Lauren

Is that hooker her mother?

Lauren

How much of a Christian can she be? The woman wears Dolce & Gabanna!

Lauren

(to waiter) Hey- wanna get lucky? (hands him her special charm bracelet, which she has just learned came from Summer, not her dad) Give this to your girlfriend!

Lauren

(to Summer's pastor) What are you, e-Harmony?!

Lauren

(about Kaylie) I don't see why she's the only one getting her picture taken. Fourth isn't that far off from first. Besides, I don't look bloated in pictures. (looks at Emily) What? You can't fake bone structure!

Lauren

(about Chloe) If she were my mother, I'd check myself into an orphanage.

Lauren

(to Emily) Cha-ching! Did you hear that? That's the sound of my father slipping money into your mother's G-string.

Lauren

(to Chloe) You would think that with all the money you took from my father that you would buy a dress that actually fits your body.

Lauren

Daddy! Your secretary's here!

Summer

Oh! Executive assistant.

Lauren

Whatever...

Lauren

So, you don't have any endorsements yet, for clothes... or anything?

Emily

Not yet, but maybe after Nationals.

Lauren

Someone's pretty cocky!

Summer

Executive Assistant!

And I'm not, you know, "banging" anybody. Summer and I have discovered that we have real.. feelings for each other.

Lauren

When? When did you discover these "feelings"?

Summer

Six months ago.

Lauren

Could you be more of a cliché? And you? (addresses Summer) I had you pegged for a gold-digger back on our Cabo trip. Way to take notes in a tankini!

Lauren

I don't get it. Why are we here?

Well, neither do I, I thought you all wanted to be exceptional. I thought you wanted to be Olympic gymnasts, but apparently I was wrong. Apparently, you're the kind of teenagers who want to go to parties and get drunk so hey- let's get stupid!

Lauren

I can't believe Denver has Kelly Parker now. We're screwed.

Emily

Is she as full of herself as she comes off in interviews?

Kaylie

She's worse.