“Sunday, Bloody Sasha, Sunday” quotes from Make It or Break It

Lauren

(to Summer's pastor) What are you, e-Harmony?!

Lauren

I don't get it. Why are we here?

Well, neither do I, I thought you all wanted to be exceptional. I thought you wanted to be Olympic gymnasts, but apparently I was wrong. Apparently, you're the kind of teenagers who want to go to parties and get drunk so hey- let's get stupid!

Sasha

Did you know- a sheep's so dumb that if the lead sheep jumps off a cliff, the rest will follow- Maa-aa-aa!

Sasha

By burning your resentments towards each other, we can start over. But first, I'll read them aloud!

I resent that no one trains as hard as I do or wants this as much as I do. I also resent that Sasha doesn't seem to realize I'm better than everyone else.

I resent that my best friend tried to get me kicked out of the gym and that she won't believe I'm not dating Carter.

I resent that my friends, who I've known and trained with for ten years, didn't stand up for me when Miss Trailer-Trash showed up and knocked me out of third place, which only happened because I had a bad day, not because she's better than me because she has no technique and no consistency and will tank at Nationals next week!

I resent that no one has made me feel welcome.

What is that?

Sasha

My house. It's just to live in it, what did you think?

You're gonna live in the parking lot?

Sasha

I prefer a short commute.