Emily quotes from Make It or Break It

Lauren

I can't believe Denver has Kelly Parker now. We're screwed.

Emily

Is she as full of herself as she comes off in interviews?

Kaylie

She's worse.

Emily

This is a bad idea. A bad, bad idea!

Damon

If "bad" you mean "badass/kickass", you're welcome.

Emily

We could get arrested.

Damon

No risk, no reward. Worst case scenario, you're the first person in your family to do hard time.

Emily

Third, actually.

Damon

The more I find out about you, Kmetko, the more I find intriguing.

Damon

Yeah, while you were learning backflips and cartwheels, guess what I was doing?

Emily

Your father must be so proud...

Damon

Who do you think taught me?

Emily

I'm showing Sasha my new floor routine today.

Chloe

(under her breath) I'd sure like to "floor" him with my routine...

Emily

Classical's not really my style.

Sasha

You're not picking out music for your MySpace page, Kmetko.

Kaylie

We have like 5 minutes until lights out.

Emily

Then we'd better hurry. (To Payson and Kaylie) Come on you two! (The girls run out of the room and into the hallway, where they are stopped by Sasha coming out of his room)

Sasha

Ladies...

Hey... Hi...

Sasha

Would you mind telling me where you're going? In your pyjamas?

Emily

We're just going to the gift shop for magazines... And toiletries...

Sasha

Toiletries?

Emily

Tampons... (Sasha looks very embarrassed and awkward) I swear as team captain that I will have us all back by lights out.

Sasha

OK. (Girls turn to leave with Lauren still hiding Kelly Parker's bag behind her back) Girls... One more thing. (They all stop with their backs to him) What's in the bag?

Emily

...Kelly Parker's head?

Sasha

...Carry on.

Why can't you just sing your own song?

Damon

I'm not as brave as you.

Today's her first day.

Kaylie

Yeah, I wonder how it's going.

Lauren

Well, let's see: she's been home-schooled since sixth grade, she has no friends, she's starting mid-year, and she's wearing a back brace. How do you think it's going?

Okay, so how mad at me are you?

Emily

On a scale of one-to-ten? Eleven.

It's nice to have at least one extravagant thing in your closet. It makes you feel like a winner!

Emily

I don't have a closet. And it makes me feel like a charity case.

Emily

What about the strict "No Dating Policy"?!

Chloe

That policy doesn't affect parents, Miss Kettle-Black-Caller!

Emily

I'll quit. I'll quit right now!

No, no. You will not quit...

Sasha

(screams) I said "GET THE HELL OUT!"

Austin

My family moved to Dallas for my training and lived out of a van for three months.

Emily

Sounds very Scooby Doo.

Austin

Minus the wacky mysteries...and Velma.