Mad Season 1 quotes

Victoria, I thought I told you to turn that music down... [Victoria sprays her, runs out of the room]

Superman

Two scratch-offs, please. [uses X-ray vision] No, not that one. No, not that one; no...yes! That's the one!

Bad Idea #211: Tug-O-Worm!

And, go! [the people pull the worm, worm explodes and green goo got everywhere]

Ew!

It's so stinky!

This was a bad idea!

[singing] Used to be a mermaid, now I'm just a girl-maid about to marry a prince. [walks into a church and sees Prince Eric about to marry Ursula, much to her surprise] (speaking) Eric! What are you doing!? You're supposed to marry me, not Ursula!

I'm sorry, Ariel. I just can't stand all your constant singing. I mean at first, it was endearing, but now it's just annoying. REALLY ANNOYING! In conclusion, I'd rather marry an evil witch.

Ugh! This is the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me! [Ursula turns Ariel back into a mermaid] Nope. Actually, this is worse.

[laughing]

Uhh... I haven't even said anything yet.

[continues laughing as Ariel looks bored]

Ugh. Why can't I find true love? [starts singing] Oh boy! What's my problem?

[holds up some hamburgers] These are called ping waldies! I think they're for blocking out sound.

Eh, it's worth a shot. [he and the cast of New Girl stick the burgers in their ears]

[singing] Those MAD show folks. What a mess.

Superman

[after building a monument] Another job well done! [chuckles, the monument reads "Superman is Awesome!"] I am awesome! [sneezes, the monument collapses]

From the makers of Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close comes Extremely Far and Incredibly Blurry starring... [sees two people on a field] Who is that? Is that Tom Hanks? Is that you, Tom? [the two people wave at him] Oh, they don't both wave. They...I just...ah, forget it! Never see this movie lately.

[as an annoying man gets crushed by a piano] Finally, some quiet!

Timber! [echoes "Timber" as the tree falls]

Hey! You can't bring that thing in here!

Sorry, boy. I won't be long.

I'm sorry, did you come to watch a movie, or to chew? [old lady talks with mouthful]

Give me back-a-the princess!

Never!

Later, jerk! [punches Jack in the face, sinking him to death]

Bad Idea #7: The Gastronaut.

This is one giant fart for me, and one giant fart also for me. [a spaceship crashes into him]