TV show quotes
Since when are you a magician?
When? I have studied at the feet of Hindu mystics! Climbed the hidden mountains of Tibet to learn the lost secrets of that unknown kingdom. I have delved into…
… a magic course he got selling magazines in the tenth grade.
Excuse me. This is a closed rehearsal.
Oh, like the time you tried to pull a silk scarf out of the principal's ear and got his toupée instead?
I was ordered to attract you, yes. It was my job. But you must know, MacGyver. It was not all lies. There were real feelings, too.
I wish I could believe that.
Jack, doesn't this remind you of the time you were climbing through that Mayan pyramid full of snakes and spiders?
Did I tell you about that?
In great detail.
Well, actually, I didn't exactly participate in that crawl. But I saw the movie.
That's a comfort.
You were both unbelievable.
Ah, shucks, ma'am, you're just saying that because it's true.
There's a great deal I want to tell you.
Why bother?
I will take care of MacGyver.
Why?
Good question.
In case you have forgotten, Major, we are not really married. This is my business.
But Nicholai attempted to escape. A fatal mistake.
Are you telling me he's dead?
Very.
Arnold Palmer's birthday. Pete's hero.
How in God's name can you know Arnold Palmer's birthday?!
Doesn't everyone?
(talking with a flashlight in his mouth) Haw muff fuffa?
You studyin' Russian?
And my death was faked so that your people would believe the information I gave you. I had to authenticate it by dying.
And now you come back to life to con me into stealing the dragon. Pretty complicated.
The Ming Dragon is a major treasure of the People's Republic of China. And the United States agent stole it.
Ah. But, brave Soviet agents are going to recover it. And, in a gesture of socialist solidarity, hand it back to Beijing, right?
Yes.
[sarcastically] Gee, that's neat. General Racoubian moves up a couple of notches, maybe to Politburo... and little Lisa comes right along. Good career move.
[drops her eyes in shame]
[after shopkeeper demands $7.50 in payment for a Dragon statue] Oh. Sure. I can handle that.
I'd say that's a real bargain.
[MacGyver picks out two bills from Pete's wallet] Those are twenty's!
[giving the money to shopkeeper] Keep the change.
Niki Is working on the computer
MacGyver Comes from behind and covers her mouth
EASY! EASY! TAKE IT EASY! I WANT TO MAKE A DEAL WITH YA. You don't scream, I don't scream. How bout that?
Okay, Can I trust ya? Alright, I want you to turn arround very slowly...
Niki hits him in the stomach area with her elbow
MacGyver hits floor
ALRIGHT WHO ARE YOU?
It'll come to me. What have you got in your bag?
Just This. Cocks Gun Now who are you?
Welcome To CLUB DREAD!
It´s your turn to burn, MacGyver!
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