MacGyver quotes

Just tell me what you want me to do!

To help me find the holy grail!

Indiana Jones already did that, I saw the movie!

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You're going to have to help me on this. I need a bunch of plastic. Something like, uh, garbage bags. Heavy-duty kind.

Alexander

Heavy-duty garbage bags?

Yeah. And this bamboo scaffolding. About a hundred feet should do this.

Alexander

Can we discuss this?

No. You don't want to know.

Alexander

Oh, my god, I just figured out what you're doing. You know what I think? I think you're crazy.

Give me a few hours, you'll know for sure.

Alexander

It flies! It really flies!

(surprised) Of course!

You're very fortunate to have such caring friends, Mr. MacGyver. I'm sure that your expertise would be very useful in our quest for the Temple of the Holy Rose, but, uh, as I said before, you're just too dangerous.

Intriguing, isn't it?

Here you go, luv. A traditional English breakfast.

Cold toast, runny eggs, and prune juice. Swell.

Never thought I'd owe my life to a traditional English breakfast.

Where'd you say they had the artifacts?

Downstairs in the study.

The study have a fireplace?

It does. Why?

I'm afraid I have an idea.

Control Tower, all clear.

So, how did you do this trip, MacGyver? Do you think they'll have a settlement today?

We're gettin' close, Danielle.

That's wonderful. The Azmirs have been at war with the Samadians for a long time, haven't they?

Yep.

I'm going to need a nail.

What for?

Well, if I can weld a good spark plug it'll replace the electrode.

How are you going to weld it?

With wire, a battery, and jumper cables.

How do you come up with this stuff?

Well, the stuff's already here. I just find a different way to use it.

If you've got something to say, you should say it. Or it's just gonna tear you up inside.

It was not a smart thing to do.

It was your idea.

My idea?

I had something important to tell you. You said if I had something to say, to say it. It woulda been kinda tough to tell you if you were halfway across the lake, wouldn't it?

Well, yeah.

Anybody got a knife?

I do. It's got a lot of different blades.

I know.

Murdoc

You know, MacGyver, that's why you're so hard to beat. Nobody knows what you're going to do next, including you.