I may be reformed, but I'm not crazy.
S5 E6Halloween Knights
Don't worry, MacGyver. You'll see me again. Just keep looking over your shoulder.
S5 E9The 10% Solution
Hi, Pete.
MacGyver, you look terrific. You should wear a tux more often.
Strictly camouflage. Long as I have to be here, I might as well blend in.
Quite a painting, huh?
Peter Paul Rubens. The hills north of Antwerp. About 1625.
1625? I wouldn't give you $15 for it. Sorry.
I know where you can get a great deal on a matador painting. On black velvet.
Now you're talking art.
You know, Rubens painted a lot of Antwerp landscapes, Mr. Bolinski. Are you sure this one is yours?
SBSam Bolinski
Listen, doctor, this painting used to hang over our fireplace. As a boy, I would stare into it and wonder what was behind that hill, what was beyond those trees. I grew up in this painting, Dr. Sand. It is part of me.
Those are historic documents.
MBMadame Brandenburg
And now they're historic ashes.
SBSam Bolinski
[pointing a gun at Mme. Brandeberg] You deserve to die. The world would be a better place without you and your kind.
MBMme. Brandenberg
The feeling is mutual. Perhaps we are not so different, you and I.
SBSam Bolinski
[starts to pull the trigger, then stops] No. We are very different. Outside, now!
S5 E12Serenity
[angrily] Thanks for the ride!
Well, now, wait a minute. Hold it. We're not through talking yet.
I am.
I told the board you would do it. I gave them my word. I made a commitment.
You committed me! Without asking me, without giving me a chance to say yes or no. Now, come on, Pete, look at me! I'm a hurtin' guy, I'm beat up. I need a month's worth of sleep... [pause] and I need a haircut!
Well what am I going to tell the board?
Tell them you made a big mistake.
Mistake, what mistake?
You forgot to ask me!
You think the marshal in Serenity will stand up to Murdoc?
Wyatt? He's about as tough as a bucket of warm spit. Nobody in town's going to help us. They're all scared of Murdoc.
That's reasonable. So am I.
(at Colton's grave) I'm responsible; can we talk?
Your timing's a bit irregular. (walks away)
See, I came out here cause I wanted my life to be different. I believe that's the way you make the world better, one person at a time.
I hear you're good.
To be precise, I'm the best.
EEmmenthaler
But a man needs a gun.
You know, I can't figure why. I wasn't born with one. Surely don't plan on dying with one.
EEmmenthaler
My friend, you will die much quicker without one. You will be the only man in Montana without a gun. How will you defend yourself?
I'll just have to think of something.
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