(talking with a flashlight in his mouth) Haw muff fuffa?
You studyin' Russian?
“Lost Love and” · Season 3, Episode 1
In this episode: MacGyver (16), Jack (7), Lisa (6), Pete Thornton (3), Racoubian (3)
LLisa
And my death was faked so that your people would believe the information I gave you. I had to authenticate it by dying.
And now you come back to life to con me into stealing the dragon. Pretty complicated.
LLisa
The Ming Dragon is a major treasure of the People's Republic of China. And the United States agent stole it.
Ah. But, brave Soviet agents are going to recover it. And, in a gesture of socialist solidarity, hand it back to Beijing, right?
LLisa
Yes.
[sarcastically] Gee, that's neat. General Racoubian moves up a couple of notches, maybe to Politburo... and little Lisa comes right along. Good career move.
LLisa
[drops her eyes in shame]
[after shopkeeper demands $7.50 in payment for a Dragon statue] Oh. Sure. I can handle that.
I'd say that's a real bargain.
[MacGyver picks out two bills from Pete's wallet] Those are twenty's!
[giving the money to shopkeeper] Keep the change.
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