It's kinda interesting how you can put one thing with another and cook up the right formula for stayin' out of trouble. My old high school physics and chemistry classes come in real handy sometimes. Not to mention the fact that when you're in a squeeze, necessity always seems to come through as the true mother of invention.
Viera, you are my wife.
It was an assignment.
Please, just take it, before I realize what I'm doing. (After Diana gives $20,000 to Anton Dubcek's new foundation.)
Thank you. You're very generous.
That's something no one's ever said to me before.
Feels pretty good, doesn't it?
[after Diana speaks to the police officer] Where did you learn to speak Czech?
Correspondence school.
You mean like, "the Czech is in the mail?"
(seeing the partially-wrecked car they're using) That's what you ordered?
I wanted something that wouldn't attract attention.
Even when they see us pushing it down a highway?
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