When Pete Thornton established a stress-relief program for Phoenix Foundation employees, I thought it was a pretty good idea. The four men I was going to meet worked in high-pressure Phoenix positions throughout the country. My job was to take them over Mount Cascade on a 5-day hike. They'd have a chance to blow-off some steam and just forget about their jobs. And me? Well it was just something I liked to do.
Acrophobia wasn't on your application for this program. Are you hiding anything else?
Just my pride.
Maybe you were in prison for having a lousy sense of humor!
(while looking at a high, rickety bridge) The brochure said this was going to be a stress-free weekend.
TTony
Come on, Chuck, you're not afraid of falling, are you?
No, it's the sudden stop at the bottom that worries me.
I'll brief you on each of the next four days as we go along. Any questions?
Yeah, what's for dinner?
A gourmet selection of the finest freeze-dried food known to man.
DWDeputy Walker
Sheriff, your wife's on the phone. She wants to know when you're coming home. Your twins have the measles.
SMSheriff Max Hubbard
MacGyver, when is your program starting up again?
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