MacGyver quotes from MacGyver

Quite a painting, huh?

Laura

Peter Paul Rubens. The hills north of Antwerp. About 1625.

1625? I wouldn't give you $15 for it. Sorry.

Laura

I know where you can get a great deal on a matador painting. On black velvet.

Now you're talking art.

[angrily] Thanks for the ride!

Pete

Well, now, wait a minute. Hold it. We're not through talking yet.

I am.

Pete

I told the board you would do it. I gave them my word. I made a commitment.

You committed me! Without asking me, without giving me a chance to say yes or no. Now, come on, Pete, look at me! I'm a hurtin' guy, I'm beat up. I need a month's worth of sleep... [pause] and I need a haircut!

Pete

Well what am I going to tell the board?

Tell them you made a big mistake.

Pete

Mistake, what mistake?

You forgot to ask me!

You think the marshal in Serenity will stand up to Murdoc?

Pete

Wyatt? He's about as tough as a bucket of warm spit. Nobody in town's going to help us. They're all scared of Murdoc.

That's reasonable. So am I.

Pete

(at Colton's grave) I'm responsible; can we talk?

Your timing's a bit irregular. (walks away)

But a man needs a gun.

You know, I can't figure why. I wasn't born with one. Surely don't plan on dying with one.

My friend, you will die much quicker without one. You will be the only man in Montana without a gun. How will you defend yourself?

I'll just have to think of something.

Are you the doctor?

Murdoc

Yes. I'm here to take care of you.