Lupin III Season 1 quotes

Just follow me, Inspector Origami.

Hey, the name's not Origami, it's Zenigata!

Grow up, will you? [Lupin giggles. As Fujiko gets into the barrel, she sees Goemon watching her] You, too?

It's all up to you, Inspector Epiglottis.

I know my job, Inspector Terra Cotta.

I knew you were settin' me up, Lupin. You had no idea where the bottle was, but I turned the tables on you, Lupin! I had him take me to the wrong place, and now you're hoist on your own whatever you call it.

[annoyed] "Petard", it's called a damn petard!

You sure you're okay to drive?

Oh, sure. I'm fine. Just fine. Little bit of alcohol like that isn't going to affect me.

[sitting in the back with Goemon] Lupin, cut it out!

You guys are a couple of lightweights.

Come on, man, keep it down, willya?

Ah, geez...

You know, just for the record, I've never been hungover from drinking sake.

Ah, here you are, my dear good friend and colleague, Inspector Pennsylvania. Mon ami. [He vigorously pumps the hungover Zenigata's arm] Merci. Thanks to you, the bottle is perfectly safe with us. [He slaps Zenigata on the back]

Hey, Lieutenant, you think you can get my name right if I promise not to throw up on your shoes?

[in disguise, offering to kiss Zenigata on the cheek] 'Allo! What about me?

Uh, no thanks. Gotta run. Bye!

[to a flight attendant he doesn't realize is Fujiko in disguise, gesturing suggestively] I'll take whateeeever you're serving.

[going behind a curtain] Ugh.

Oh, miiiiss?

[politely] I'll be right back. [to Lupin] Let's get this over with. Now he's flirting with me!

[in a note to Zenigata] "Dear Inspector: In recognition of your nearly successful efforts, here's some really cheap crap. HA!"

You are twice the hero, Inspector Sanitation.

Um, well, I mean, uh...

Modest, too!

Inspector, you know Lupin and his gang better than anyone. Why would they pass up a chance to steal a priceless historical artifact in favor of a crate full of dolls intended as Christmas presents for underprivileged children?

It's really baffling, that's all I can say.

What'd he say?!

Aw, you don't wanna kill me. I mean, that'd just be case of murder-suicide, now, wouldn't it, Pops? [He laughs maniacally]

I can't believe we were beaten to the punch like that!

You really need to let that go, my friend.

Goemon's right, Lupin. You're really losing perspective here. I mean, we just scored the biggest, most beautiful diamond I've ever laid eyes on.

And will you love it as much when it retails for five bucks?