DJ Jesús and Lucy in “Unfinished Business”

Lucy, nothing in the book is meant to be taken literally.

But it is literal! It's about me and you, and things we've done together.

Right, but it's not meant to be taken literally.

You changed one letter in my name.

Yes, her name is Lacy, and she's tall and thin which you are not.

Are you trying to hurt me?

Of course not, why would I do that, I love you.

Aww.

You are welcome.