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Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil · Season 1, Episode 15

Devil and Lucy in “Unfinished Business”

Devil

Hello?

Lucy

Hey it's me. I need to borrow a hundred and eighty dollars. I wanna take a pottery class.

Devil

Um, I can't really hear you, but I heard dollars, so...No!

Lucy

Where are you?

Devil

Oh, I'm at my dildo factory.

Lucy

You have a dildo factory?

Devil

Yeah, of course. Sinsperations.

Lucy

I know Sinsperations!

Devil

You do?

Lucy

Yeah, I actually wrote a letter to them once. I had this amazing idea for a...

Devil

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Daddy doesn' wanna hear Baby's ideas about dildos.

Lucy

No, it's a vibrator. It's the one...

Devil

No, no, no. I don't want to hear this. Thank you, no.

Lucy

Dad! So prudish! I'm a big, big masturbator. I thought you knew that about me. It's kinda my thing.

Devil

Bye.

Lucy

You know what, I would love to come in and do product testing.

Devil

Bye, I shut my phone.

Lucy

Oh, do you have a Bring your Daughter to Work Day?

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