Louie and Mike in “Pilot”

Louie

You were right. She was just trying to get pregnant.

Mike

So what?

Louie

So? I gotta choose between another kid or no sex for another year.

Mike

Ahh, go ahead. Have another one. That's how life goes.

Mike

(Contemplating) You fuck. You have kids. You eat. That's all.

Mike

(Takes a drag) Look at me.