Mike quotes from Lucky Louie

Mike

See, you're just on your first wife. Now with your first wife you make all the mistakes. With your second wife, you try to correct those mistakes, but you make new, worse ones. But the third wife, heh. Ahh that's a marriage.

Mike

All that gratitude pours out of me and it makes her pop.

Mike

I guess the main thing is, when I feel bad, I drink, and I don't feel bad anymore. And when I feel good, I drink, and I feel better

Louie

You were right. She was just trying to get pregnant.

Mike

So what?

Louie

So? I gotta choose between another kid or no sex for another year.

Mike

Ahh, go ahead. Have another one. That's how life goes.

Mike

(Contemplating) You fuck. You have kids. You eat. That's all.

Mike

(Takes a drag) Look at me.