Mary-John Lovejoy quotes from Lovejoy

Lovejoy

[to Charlie] Doo-doo is a small price to pay for keeping up with the doggy set.

Lovejoy

There is nothing more attractive than a beautiful woman blushing.

Lovejoy

[Aside to camera] Do you remember those days when you're sixteen and full of tomorrow?

Lovejoy

As much sympathy that I have with the plight of the homeless, I have no intention of experiencing it firsthand.

Lovejoy

When people go missing in America, they usually turn up in L.A., don't they?

Mary-John Lovejoy

When are you boys goin' to realize that when a girl says 'no,' she means 'no?'

Lovejoy

I'd slit my wrists if I had a razor.

Lovejoy

Betrayal does not come easily to me.

Lovejoy

[Aside to camera] Sometimes the past is a safer place.

Lovejoy

[Last words of the episode and the entire series] The past is a foreign country, and Lovejoy doesn't live there anymore.

Tinker Dill

[after Lovejoy has been beaten] Well, they didn't mark the face too much, dear heart. You look no worse than you usually do.

Lovejoy

They must have marked me everywhere else. Mind you, I didn't feel much last night because I was pissed on Lady Jane's champagne.

Eric Catchpole

[defensively] You told me to pick a name at random.

Tinker Dill

Yes, drink does deaden pain. That's one of the reasons I imbibe so frequently.

[Showing him a sealed envelope] You know what this is, don't you, Mr. Lovejoy?

Lovejoy

I can see it's not a singing telegram.

Eric Catchpole

Is it valuable?

Lovejoy

Is the Pope Polish?

[Referring to the Arab wedding veil] Where did you get it?

Lovejoy

It fell out of the sky.

The only thing that falls out of the sky in this country is bird shit!

You know something, Lovejoy, sometimes I think the English are constitutionally incapable of eating well.

Lovejoy

Just incapable of cooking.