Did either of you see a guy run through here...in a bathrobe...with a coconut?
No... I saw a polar bear on rollerblades with a mango.
“Dave” · Season 2, Episode 18
In this episode: Sawyer Ford (5), Hurley Reyes (4), Charlie Pace (4), Henry Gale (3), Libby Smith (3), Dave (3), John Locke (2), Ben Linus (1)
You and your people have been here for God knows how long, and you got caught in a net--
BLBen Linus/Henry Gale
God doesn't know.
Excuse me?
BLBen Linus/Henry Gale
God doesn't know how long we've been here, John. He can't see this island any better than the rest of the world can. May I ask you a question? What possible reason could I have for putting myself through all this?
Maybe your people were looking for this place.
BLBen Linus/Henry Gale
This place? This place is a joke, John.
What are you talking about?
BLBen Linus/Henry Gale
I crawled through your vents and I stood at your computer as the alarm beeped. And you know what happened? The timer went all the way down to zero, and then some funny red pictures flipped up in its place. They looked like hieroglyphics, but I'm no expert. And then things got real interesting. There was a loud clunking and a hum like a magnet -- a big magnet. It was really very frightening. And you know what happened next? Nothing happened, John. Nothing happened at all. Your timer just flipped back to 108. I never entered the numbers. I never pressed the button.
You're lying.
BLBen Linus/Henry Gale
No, I'm done lying.
I buried a lot of people, Hurley. So don't tell me that that wasn't real. And don't tell me you made me up. It's insulting.
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