Charlie Pace quotes from Lost

Charlie

Any of you guys see a plane last night?

Sawyer

Yeah I saw it Tattoo. I just decided not to tell anyone.

Sawyer

You're like locusts! How about a little order here?

Charlie

Shouldn't we make someone trustworthy take care of this?

Sawyer

Oh, like you Baby Napper?

Charlie

What are you makin'?

Mr. Eko

Hold that end.

Charlie

Is it a Starbucks?

Hurley

Did either of you see a guy run through here...in a bathrobe...with a coconut?

Charlie

No... I saw a polar bear on rollerblades with a mango.

Bernard

[To Eko] I liked you better when you just hit people with your stick!

Charlie

(Looking at Eko after Bernard left) I like you just the way you are.

Mr. Eko

Charlie, do you know how they got the Hatch door open?

Charlie Pace

No, but if you hum it, I could probably play it.

Charlie

Hairspray? Now, I hate to be the one to point this out to you...

Locke

[smiling] It's not for me.

Charlie

Whatcha doing brotha?

Desmond

I was just offering to fix this roof here.

Charlie

Roof? It's fine. If there's a problem, I'll fix it. I'm quite handy. I was building a church before Eko . . . exploded.

Hurley

Dude, I don't know about this.

Charlie

See, you're looking at this all wrong. He would want us to do this.

Hurley

He'd want us to ransack his tent and take his stash? Yeah, that sounds exactly like Sawyer.

Charlie

Well, he stole all this in the first place. I mean, people need food, they need medical supplies, they need... [Finds adult magazines] ...shocking amounts of pornography.

Charlie

How did you know? How did you know she was drowning?

Hurley

I'll tell you how he knew. That guy...sees the future, dude.

Charlie

So, when's it going to happen?

Desmond

When's what going to happen?

Charlie

Don't play stupid with me, brother.

Desmond

I was drunk. If I said anything...

Charlie

I have a right to know when I'm gonna die.

Desmond

It doesn't work like that.

Sawyer

Hey, Oliver Twist! Where the hell is my stuff?

Charlie

What stuff?

Sawyer

You know good and damn well what stuff. I had books, food, porno, bottle of scotch...

Desmond

Apologies for the scotch, mate.

Charlie

Sun? It was me.

Sun

What?

Charlie

It was me who took you. Not the Others. I wasn't myself, after Locke hit me. After he humiliated me. Sawyer told me I could get even by helping him steal the guns. We just made it look like the Others. I didn't mean to hurt you.

Charlie

I'm sorry....

Charlie

Anyone want to venture a guess as to what Jack is going to be showing us out in the middle of nowhere?

Hurley

I don't know... stuff--probably secret stuff.

Charlie

Why does everything have to be such a secret? How about some openness for a change?

Hurley

We kept the parachute lady secret.

Charlie

Ah, that's different.

Claire

Different, how?

Charlie

Well, because we weren't out there playing football with them.

Desmond

We're here.

Charlie

I want you to give this to Claire for me.

Desmond

What is it?

Charlie

It's the five best moments of my sorry excuse for a life, my greatest hits. You know, memories are all I've got.