George Lopez and Mayan Lopez in “Lopez vs Birthdays”

It has a motor, fool. Where'd you even blow into?

Before you start blowing anything up, we should check with Chance to see if this is what he really wants. I'm sure he wants a bug party. Like, he's so excited that he started his own bug collection, and now I have to burn his sheets.

Oh, those ants are my fault. I keep hot dogs under the bed. Why do you think I'm never hung over?

Chance!