God is great!
George LopezCarried a ring in his wallet for years.
S2 E10 Lopez vs George
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Played by George López
Lopez vs Lopez · 140 quotes
Most-quoted character in Lopez vs Lopez: in 84 of its 140 quotes
Most scenes with: Mayan Lopez (28), Rosie (11), Chance Lopez (6)
Scenes with George Lopez 44
George LopezGeorge LopezYou two think that you can get married better than us.
You're divorced, so, yes.
S3 E1 Lopez vs Wedding
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Everybody, sit down. It's time for me to practice my best man toast.
George LopezWhat's in that glass?
Relax. It's just apple juice.
S3 E1 Lopez vs Wedding
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George LopezTrick-or-treat!
Dad, you know I hate spiders.
S3 E2 Lopez vs Halloween
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[first lines]
George Lopez(singing) ♪ Happy birthday to me! ♪
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(singing) ♪ Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday, dear George! Happy birthday to you! ♪
S3 E4 Lopez vs the Roast of George Lopez
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George LopezDon't touch my hair!
Okay.
S3 E7 Lopez vs Santa
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George LopezIt's an air fryer.
Air fryer? God bless America.
George LopezYou've been served.
What?!
S3 E10 Lopez vs Josue
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I'm disappointed.
George LopezOh, that's worse.
S3 E11 Lopez vs Memories
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