I am one stuck duck!
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
RWRalph Wolf
So, do anything this weekend, Sam?
SSSam Sheepdog
Oh, not much I'm afraid, Ralph.
RWRalph Wolf
Well, no news is good news, I always say.
WHERE ARE THE CARROTS AT YOUR FILTHY ANIMAL?!?! NOW I AM THE BAD COP SEE!?
[frustrated after Daffy breaks a drum over his head] Tha-th-th-tha- [shouts with fury] THAT'S IT!!!
[hacking coughs] Sorry! Allergies are acting up! Thanks for stopping by and happy holidays!
The rocket fuel really brings out the flavor.
MMugsy
[with multiple eyes] Dah, I don't feel so good, boss.
RRocky
[smacks Mugsy with a tentacled arm] SHADDUP!
[as he and Porky are falling to their demise after finding out that they have no parachutes in their packs] Hey, wait a minute! What are we so worried about? After all, we're cats and cats always land on their feet. Not to mention their nine lives.
W-we're not cats!
Says who?
D-D-Daffy Duck, P-P-Porky Pig! IT'S IN OUR NAMES!!
Oh boy...
[pops out of the drum, mimicking the original 1930s to 1940s ending, looking the worse for wear from that plane crash, coughing, choked with smoke] T-T-T-T-That's All Folks!
Oh, there you are, puddy tat. Did they fix you up weal good?
SSylvester
[last words before he commits suicide; in a high-pitched voice] Yeah. They fixed me, all right...
[snaps his fingers at Daffy] Hey, shoeshine boy!
Oh. A wealthy patron. Did your spaz spit shine, sir?
No. I need my hair cut. Of course I need my shoeshined, you wucking class woser! I need my woafers prim and pwoper fast!
Well. You've come to the right place, my good man!
25 cents. That's highway wobbery! [checks his pockets, but has no coins] Oh dear! I must've left my wallet in my other twousers. Oh well. I guess the best thing to walk off-wy. [laughs as he walks away, but, gets run over by a bus, losing his shoes in the process]
Yeesh! I guess that's what you get for being sole-less.
TDTazmanian Devil
On bright side, Taz not thirsty anymore.
Ooh! Gorp! [eats Gorp, then walks off]
MMarvin
There we are! [noticed Bugs in the green unbreathable bubble] Hmm. This must be the last of the earthlings. [snaps his fingers which pops the bubbles.]
[coughs, trying to regain his breath] What's up, doc?
MMarvin
Earth has been conquered by Mars, which means I rule this planet now and all surviving earthlings are now my lifelong servants. That includes you!
Me?! Lifelong servant?! Now, wait just a minute, doc.
MMarvin
You will perform my every bidding or be destroyed.
Now, now, Now! You mean, to tell me you’re gonna make me put up more of all this Martian signage.
MMarvin
Yes! If I so see fit.
You're gonna have me run all your Martian errands.
MMarvin
That's right!
Ooh. You're gonna make me clean that filthy ray gun of yours?
MMarvin
Yes! And I'll have you do so right now!
Okay. Okay. I got this! A quick polish oughta do the trick. [proceeds to clean the ray gun, while unknowningly zapping and injuring Marvin] My heavens! When's the last time you cleaned this thing? Geez! There must be ten layers of space dust caked on.
MMarvin
[dizzy] Okay. I think you got it!
Hmm. Ya think so, but, no. There's still some crud on the liquefy switch.
MMarvin
Wait. Don't touch that! [gets zapped and gets liquified]
There we go! Good as new!
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