Daffy Duck quotes from Looney Tunes Cartoons

Daffy Duck

I've been bitten by a snake! You have to suck out the poison!

Daffy Duck

Ooh. Street gum. My Favorite fruit.

Daffy Duck

I am one stuck duck!

Daffy Duck

Ooh! Gorp! [eats Gorp, then walks off]

Daffy Duck

We get to be in a movie?

Daffy Duck

Ooh. PG-13.

Daffy Duck

Wait a second. I DON'T EVEN HAVE A JOB!

Daffy Duck

Actually, you're 3 hours late for work!

Daffy Duck

“Wackyland”, huh? Sure lives up to its name…

Daffy Duck

[as he and Porky are falling to their demise after finding out that they have no parachutes in their packs] Hey, wait a minute! What are we so worried about? After all, we're cats and cats always land on their feet. Not to mention their nine lives.

Porky Pig

W-we're not cats!

Daffy Duck

Says who?

Porky Pig

D-D-Daffy Duck, P-P-Porky Pig! IT'S IN OUR NAMES!!

Daffy Duck

Oh boy...

Elmer Fudd

[snaps his fingers at Daffy] Hey, shoeshine boy!

Daffy Duck

Oh. A wealthy patron. Did your spaz spit shine, sir?

Elmer Fudd

No. I need my hair cut. Of course I need my shoeshined, you wucking class woser! I need my woafers prim and pwoper fast!

Daffy Duck

Well. You've come to the right place, my good man!

Elmer Fudd

25 cents. That's highway wobbery! [checks his pockets, but has no coins] Oh dear! I must've left my wallet in my other twousers. Oh well. I guess the best thing to walk off-wy. [laughs as he walks away, but, gets run over by a bus, losing his shoes in the process]

Daffy Duck

Yeesh! I guess that's what you get for being sole-less.

Daffy Duck

[as everything in the world pops; walking to Porky angrily] Well, you just had to have a balloon, didn't ya?

Porky Pig

[gasps] Oh dear.

Daffy Duck

It's April 1st, the day of the fools. Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

Porky Pig

Ha-ha. Really funny, Daffy.

Elmer Fudd

Hey, you vagwant duck! I told you, you can't wive there!

Daffy Duck

And I'm not. I'm renting it out to other ducks. Sorry about this guy, Frank. Great property, terrible neighbors.

Terrible neighbors, huh? [reveals his muscular appearance] I can't live next to terrible neighbors! [strikes Elmer through his roof with his fist] Now, give me back my security deposit! [Daffy hands him back his security deposit]