I've been bitten by a snake! You have to suck out the poison!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Eh, confidentially Folks, this ain't my first rodeo! [holds up a certificate]
Ooh. Street gum. My Favorite fruit.
GGranny
[to Tweety] Have fun, Tweety!
[breaking the fourth wall] I always have fun when Gwanny's not awound. [eyebrow waggle]
[as he watches Sylvester get attack by the polar bear] Bye-bye, puddy! It was ice knowing ya!
I'm sure this nice homeowner won't mind sharing his pool with the local wildlife.
If there's one thing I have zero tolerance for, it's shawing my pool with the wocal wildwife!
Of course, you realize, this means... You know.
Hey, 4.3! Not bad.
[coughing; weakened] It's all over for me, Doc.
I'm so sorry, Mr. Wabbit!
[coughing; weakened] Can I just make one last request before I go?
Anything, Mr. Wabbit. Anything at all.
[weakened] Can I call my wife and say goodbye?
Sure.
Hello, Democratic Republic of Congo? Maybe I should've turned right at Luxembourg. Say, what kind of place is this anyway. [A brochure hits him] Amusement Park, third or fourth happiest place on earth. Give or take. Hey, a rabbit could get used to a place like this. Especially, since I tunneled right past the admission booth.
YSYosemite Sam
I despise me some animals, but I would never hurt an innocent little baby. I'll even prove it to you!
That's what you get for messing with my baby! Ain't that right, junior. [as it turns out, the baby was a pull-string toy]
BTBaby Toy
[giggles] I want candy!
Oh. They grow up so fast!
MBMama Buzzard
Very Good. Now, go out fetch your mama a nice juicy rabbit for dinner. [screams to beaky] AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU DO!
Gosh, you better i make my ma proud of me and catch a rabbit. [Bugs bunny humming a tune with clean out for sold, reaching for the scamp with beep, for the carrot juice of done]
Aha! Jackpot! Just what I needed! Now all I need is a can opener. [Beaky Buzzard fall it void of Bugs Bunny like it this storm] Ah, there's one. How convenient.
So, tell me, Doc, when you find this, uh, rabbit, what are you going to do with it?
Naw, naw, no, I can't say it. No, no, nope.
Ah, come on! Tell me.
Naw, naw, naw, it's too gruesome. Too gruesome. No, no, no.
I'm genuinely curious. Please!
Well, uh, I shouldn't tell you but if I could, I'd say... [shouts to bugs] I AM GONNA CATCH HIM AND MAUL HIM AND BEAT HIM AND SKIN HIM AND GRIND HIM UP AND MAKE HIM INTO RABBIT MEATBALLS! But I am not going to tell y'all. Oh, no, no, no Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Uh, listen, Doc, I don't mean to toot my own horn but, uh, I'm an expert at catching rabbits.
[Beaky follows Bugs to the train tracks near the tunnel]
Now, do you see any tracks?
[excitedly] Oh, uh, uh, I found them. I found tracks. Yup, yup, I found them.
Good job, kiddo. Now, follow them and you'll find that rabbit.
I hear something.
What's it sound like?
Well, it kind of sounds like a tra--
[train tooting and hits beaky but he starts to crawl outside of the tunnel]
[groggy] Whoa, wait a minute. I don't think that was a rabbit at all. [realizes the train tracks] I think that was a TRAIN! WERE YOU TRYING TO TRICK ME?!
Trick ya? Nah. Nah. I wasn't trying to trick ya! I was uh, "training" ya!
Oh, really? Makes perfect sense to me.
[after the dynamite blows up] Oh. They blow up so fast! [cries a little] Oh well. Class dismissed!
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