Elmer Fudd quotes from Looney Tunes Cartoons

Bugs Bunny

I'm sure this nice homeowner won't mind sharing his pool with the local wildlife.

Elmer Fudd

If there's one thing I have zero tolerance for, it's shawing my pool with the wocal wildwife!

Bugs Bunny

[coughing; weakened] It's all over for me, Doc.

Elmer Fudd

I'm so sorry, Mr. Wabbit!

Bugs Bunny

[coughing; weakened] Can I just make one last request before I go?

Elmer Fudd

Anything, Mr. Wabbit. Anything at all.

Bugs Bunny

[weakened] Can I call my wife and say goodbye?

Elmer Fudd

Sure.

Elmer Fudd

[snaps his fingers at Daffy] Hey, shoeshine boy!

Daffy Duck

Oh. A wealthy patron. Did your spaz spit shine, sir?

Elmer Fudd

No. I need my hair cut. Of course I need my shoeshined, you wucking class woser! I need my woafers prim and pwoper fast!

Daffy Duck

Well. You've come to the right place, my good man!

Elmer Fudd

25 cents. That's highway wobbery! [checks his pockets, but has no coins] Oh dear! I must've left my wallet in my other twousers. Oh well. I guess the best thing to walk off-wy. [laughs as he walks away, but, gets run over by a bus, losing his shoes in the process]

Daffy Duck

Yeesh! I guess that's what you get for being sole-less.

Elmer Fudd

Hey, you vagwant duck! I told you, you can't wive there!

Daffy Duck

And I'm not. I'm renting it out to other ducks. Sorry about this guy, Frank. Great property, terrible neighbors.

Terrible neighbors, huh? [reveals his muscular appearance] I can't live next to terrible neighbors! [strikes Elmer through his roof with his fist] Now, give me back my security deposit! [Daffy hands him back his security deposit]