Loki quotes from Loki

Loki

I am Loki of Asgard. And I am burdened with glorious purpose.

Loki

We have a saying in Asgard, "Where there are wolf's ears, wolf's teeth are near." It means to be aware of your surroundings.

Loki

Brute force is no substitute for diplomacy and guile.

Loki

I'm a horrible person. I get it. I really am. I cut off your hair because I thought it'd be funny. And it's not. I crave attention because I'm... I'm a narcissist. And I suppose it's... It's because I'm scared of being alone.

Loki

[yelling] Will someone please explain to me what the hell is going on?! [lowers his voice] Look, it's been a very, very, very trying past few days. Months? I don't even know how long it's been since New York. All I know is I got pruned, and I woke up here, and now I'm surrounded by Variants of myself, plus an alligator, which I'm heartbroken to report I didn't even find all that strange.

Loki

I think we may be stronger than we realize

Loki

Mobius... We got to the man at the end of time. And he made sense.

Loki

I'm not trying to be a hero, Brad. I'm a villain. Remember?

Loki

[repeated line] Again.

Loki

"I wasted time, and now doth time waste me."

Loki

"We die with the dying... We're born with the dead."

Loki

[to He Who Remains, after freezing time] And what makes you think... this is the first time we've had this conversation?

Loki

I know what I want. I know what kind of god I need to be. For you. For all of us.

Please confirm to your knowledge that you are not a fully robotic being, were born an organic creature, and do in fact possess what many cultures would call a soul.

Loki

What? "To my knowledge"? Do a lot of people not know if they're robots?

Thank you for your conformation. Please move through.

Loki

What if I was a robot and I didn't know it?

The machine would melt you from the inside out. Please move along, sir.

Loki

[angrily] THIS IS A MISTAKE! I SHOULDN'T BE HERE!

Miss Minutes

[narration] Hey there! You're probably saying, "This is a mistake. I shouldn't even be here." Welcome to the Time Variance Authority. I'm Miss Minutes, and it's my job to catch you up before you stand trial for your crimes. So let's not waste another minute. Settle in, sharpen your pencils, and check this out. Long ago, there was a vast multiversal war. Countless unique timelines battled each other for supremacy, nearly resulting in the total destruction of... well, everything. But then, the all-knowing Time-Keepers emerged, bringing peace by reorganizing the multiverse into a single timeline, the Sacred Timeline. Now, the Time-Keepers protect and preserve the proper flow of time for everyone and everything. But sometimes, people like you veer off the path the Time-Keepers created. We call those Variants. Maybe you started an uprising, or were just late for work. Whatever it was, stepping off your path created a nexus event, which, left unchecked, could branch off into madness, leading to another multiversal war. But don't worry. To make sure that doesn't happen, the Time-Keepers created the TVA and all its incredible workers. The TVA has stepped in to fix your mistake and set time back on its predetermined path. Now that your actions have left you without a place on the timeline, you must stand trial for your offenses. So, sit tight, and we'll get you in front of a judge in no time. Just make sure you have your ticket, and you'll be seen by the next available attendant. For all time.

Always!

Loki

"Time-Keepers"? "The Sacred Timeline"? Who actually believes this bunkum?