Ouroboros quotes from Loki

Ouroboros

The work orders really pile up if I take a break, so I just keep at it! Forever. No sleep.

Ouroboros

Okay! You've got about an hour.

Ouroboros

You've got about five minutes.

Ouroboros

Wow! How long has it been?

Mobius

"How long has it been?" Uh... Could it be three or four--?

Ouroboros

Four hundred years...

Loki

What?

Mobius

Feels like a thousand!

Ouroboros

Remember? You got off on the wrong floor and I told you it was the wrong floor?

Mobius

Wait, that's right! Yes, because then I stayed for a little bit! He took me over--

Ouroboros

No! You left immediately.

Mobius

...well, I'm back!

Ouroboros

It's impossible to time-slip in the TVA!

Mobius

I know, but we just saw it happen!

Ouroboros

Yeah. I'm having trouble reconciling that!

Ouroboros

But it could be dangerous!

Mobius

How dangerous?

Ouroboros

Oh, not too bad if you're quick about it.

Mobius

Gotta be quick about it!

Ouroboros

But if you spend too long in there, that kind of temporal energy will peel the skin right off you!

Mobius

Wait, I thought you said "not too bad", and now you're talking about me getting my skin peeled off of me?

Ouroboros

Oh! Not too bad compared to what Loki has to do.

Mobius

Why? What's Loki gotta do?

Loki

"Violently rip myself from every thread of time and space"... all at once?!

Ouroboros

Well, have you heard about how, if you fall into a black hole, you turn into spaghetti?

Loki

No.

Ouroboros

Good. The less you know about that, the better.

Loki

So, if your work is based on his work and his work is based on your work--

Mobius

Exactly -- which came first?

Ouroboros

It's like a snake eating its own tail!

Loki

O.B., how long will it take me to know everything that you know about mechanics, physics and engineering?

Ouroboros

How much do you know?

Loki

Let's assume I don't know much. But I'm a fast learner... and I'm a god.