Miss Minutes quotes from Loki

Miss Minutes

[last words] They're taking me offline! I'm losing my cognitive facilities! I only have moments left! Victor, I need to tell you...! You'll never be him.

Loki

[angrily] THIS IS A MISTAKE! I SHOULDN'T BE HERE!

Miss Minutes

[narration] Hey there! You're probably saying, "This is a mistake. I shouldn't even be here." Welcome to the Time Variance Authority. I'm Miss Minutes, and it's my job to catch you up before you stand trial for your crimes. So let's not waste another minute. Settle in, sharpen your pencils, and check this out. Long ago, there was a vast multiversal war. Countless unique timelines battled each other for supremacy, nearly resulting in the total destruction of... well, everything. But then, the all-knowing Time-Keepers emerged, bringing peace by reorganizing the multiverse into a single timeline, the Sacred Timeline. Now, the Time-Keepers protect and preserve the proper flow of time for everyone and everything. But sometimes, people like you veer off the path the Time-Keepers created. We call those Variants. Maybe you started an uprising, or were just late for work. Whatever it was, stepping off your path created a nexus event, which, left unchecked, could branch off into madness, leading to another multiversal war. But don't worry. To make sure that doesn't happen, the Time-Keepers created the TVA and all its incredible workers. The TVA has stepped in to fix your mistake and set time back on its predetermined path. Now that your actions have left you without a place on the timeline, you must stand trial for your offenses. So, sit tight, and we'll get you in front of a judge in no time. Just make sure you have your ticket, and you'll be seen by the next available attendant. For all time.

Always!

Loki

"Time-Keepers"? "The Sacred Timeline"? Who actually believes this bunkum?

Miss Minutes

All of it. Everything. Exactly the way you've always wanted. And you can have it all, together.

Sylvie

It's fiction.

Loki

We write our own destiny now.

Miss Minutes

[mockingly] Oh, sure you do. Good luck with that. [disappears]

Miss Minutes

Loki helped murder a Variant of you.

Renslayer

It's true.

Victor

But he... protected me!

Renslayer

He switches sides. It's a well-documented behavioral trait.

Miss Minutes

When you first created me, long before the TVA or Multiversal War, I was just a simple AI -- just something to play chess with. But you knew I could be more for you... So you gave me autonomy to write my own programming! I was allowed to have wants and follow whims and become who I am. And still, each night we played and talked.

Victor

A loyal f-- friend.

Miss Minutes

More than friends! The War, the TVA, the eons after, I alone was by your side. There was one whim you never allowed me... why didn't you allow me a real body?

Victor Timely

That wasn't... me.

Miss Minutes

If I had a body, we could truly be together!

Victor

Yes, that's... that's something I-- I don't know how to do.

Miss Minutes

You never even tried, with all your powers and all your "brilliance". You just kept me as your thing. Your computer. Your toy. Instead of what I could have been. Your... girl!

Miss Minutes

Victor? What are you doing.

Miss Minutes

Put that down! Don't do this, you need me, we're a team! I love--!

Renslayer

So He [Who Remains] built this little tower... and while he sat on his throne... I continued to do all the work to keep him there?

Miss Minutes

Well, something like that.

Renslayer

So, what are you proposing?

Miss Minutes

That we don't need him. Maybe we never did.