Do you want a lollipop, maaaaaaaaaaaaaan??
“Toilet Attendant”
(Coughing and spluttering noises) Hmmmmm! I don't need to ask what you did in there man. That was definitely a gallon of number 3!
And I'll give you some antibiotics, 'cos that water is contam-u-nated maan!
Voulez-vous le lollipop, mademoiselle, maaaaaaaaan!?
People go into my toilettes weighing 10 stone. They come out, weighing 9 stone 4 pounds.
What was that? A number 1,2,3 or 4?!
One pound!
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