RRico
I was never really into Dr D. I need someone whose talent is much... bigger. Someone like Chi-Chi!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[We learn that Chi-Chi's mother pushed her to become a great musician and was very disappointed in her]
CCChi-Chi
I hoped to one day make her proud of me before I die... but she died!
[Jake smashes Morreski's accordion]
What you doing, Jerk?
JJake
That's Jake! J, A, K, E!
[Jake jumps on the accordion to emphasize each letter]
So sorry, Jake, J, A, K, E, V!
[Morreski slams Jake into the wall to emphasize each letter]
JJake
V?!
I not good speller.... T! S! G!
[Morreski keeps slamming Jake into the wall while saying different letters]
RRay
Dude, did the aliens probe you too?
RRico
If someone was poking around up there, I would know. Trust me.
[The contestants have found their way back to the mansion and find Chi-Chi passed out on the dinner table, drunk]
CCChi-Chi
Fuck you, you fucking fucks!
[Dr D enters one of the white rooms and finds a clock on the wall]
Damn, this bling's gonna look great on me!
[He takes the clock off the wall and hangs it around his neck]
[Ray wakes up in the white room]
RRay
Where am I? In a white room... no windows... awesome, I've been abducted by aliens!
[Minou is holding the fake, bloody Minou head]
It's not real. It's TV!
Psycho is real! Many year ago in homeland, man go to prom. Blood is drop on him, ruin his suit. He drive home, accidental drive over man. Very next year he get letter, letter say "I know what you did last prom night".
[Minou and Ray find a secret passageway behind the bookshelf]
RRay
I bet you ten dollars this is Batman's cave!
I bet you fifty dollars you're a moron. I win.
RRay
Yeah. But if Batman's in here I only owe you like... thirty bucks!
JJake
All work and no play makes Jake a dull boy.
CCChi-Chi
I like Dr D. I partner with him. His "yang" help me fight psycho.
You hear that, dogs? Chi Chi wants my yang!
[Claude tells Morreski over the phone that there is a psycho killer running loose in the mansion, then hangs up on him]
Hello? Hello? Is anyone there? [hangs up] Who did not pay phone bill!
What would happen if we had a psycho killer running loose in the mansion? My guess is damn good TV.
LET THE SUFFERING BEGIN!!!
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