[Jake answers the door for the delivery man who has just brought a pizza all the way from Italy. He pays the huge bill and opens the pizza box]
JJake
Hey... I SAID NO ANCHOVIES!
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Voiced by Kurt Firla
Life's a Zoo · 31 quotes
Most-quoted character in Life's a Zoo: in 9 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Minou (2)
Lines by Jake Oswalt 2
JJake
All work and no play makes Jake a dull boy.
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Scenes with Jake Oswalt 7
[The contestants are in the back of an airplane, flown by Claude]
Who's ready to jump out of an airplane?
JJake
Hey! [in an interview later] I thought he said "Who's ready to jump into some foreplay?"
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[Jake has fallen through the skylight into Minou's bathroom while she was showering]
HOW LONG WERE YOU WATCHING ME SHOWERING, YOU PERVENT?!
[The shot cuts to different cameras as Jake points them out]
JJake
No longer than that camera, or that one, or that one!
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JJake
I'd like that comment struck from the record.
And I'd like you struck in the balls.
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[Ray is in the air vent, pretending to be the papaya Jake is talking to]
RRay
You can call me... Juanita.
JJake
Juanita? That's a beautiful name.
RRay
It was my mother's. Before she got eaten.
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[Dr. D and Jake are the last two contestants in the going-without-sleep challenge]
JJake
So he says "Yabba dabba, a dabba-dabba-dabba-dabba-dabba-dabba. Then the unicorn says..."
Douchebag! Shut the fu- [passes out]
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[Ray is harassing Jake who is trying to enter "Rayland" to get something from the kitchen for Rico]
RRico
Do you have anything to declare?
JJake
Yes, I'm going to kick your ass.
RRico
Do you have any fruits or vegetables... especially fruits?
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[Jake smashes Morreski's accordion]
What you doing, Jerk?
JJake
That's Jake! J, A, K, E!
[Jake jumps on the accordion to emphasize each letter]
So sorry, Jake, J, A, K, E, V!
[Morreski slams Jake into the wall to emphasize each letter]
JJake
V?!
I not good speller.... T! S! G!
[Morreski keeps slamming Jake into the wall while saying different letters]
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