[Morreski drinks one of Rico's martinis]
MMorreski
Tastes like goat urine.
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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Voiced by Stephen Kishewitsch
Life's a Zoo · 31 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Life's a Zoo: in 5 of its 31 quotes
Lines by Morreski 4
MMorreski
Psycho is real! Many year ago in homeland, man go to prom. Blood is drop on him, ruin his suit. He drive home, accidental drive over man. Very next year he get letter, letter say "I know what you did last prom night".
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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[Claude tells Morreski over the phone that there is a psycho killer running loose in the mansion, then hangs up on him]
MMorreski
Hello? Hello? Is anyone there? [hangs up] Who did not pay phone bill!
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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MMorreski
You're my father!
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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Scenes with Morreski 1
[Jake smashes Morreski's accordion]
MMorreski
What you doing, Jerk?
JJake
That's Jake! J, A, K, E!
[Jake jumps on the accordion to emphasize each letter]
MMorreski
So sorry, Jake, J, A, K, E, V!
[Morreski slams Jake into the wall to emphasize each letter]
JJake
V?!
MMorreski
I not good speller.... T! S! G!
[Morreski keeps slamming Jake into the wall while saying different letters]
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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