[Morreski drinks one of Rico's martinis]
Tastes like goat urine.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[The contestants are in the back of an airplane, flown by Claude]
Who's ready to jump out of an airplane?
JJake
Hey! [in an interview later] I thought he said "Who's ready to jump into some foreplay?"
[Jake has fallen through the skylight into Minou's bathroom while she was showering]
HOW LONG WERE YOU WATCHING ME SHOWERING, YOU PERVENT?!
[The shot cuts to different cameras as Jake points them out]
JJake
No longer than that camera, or that one, or that one!
JJake
I'd like that comment struck from the record.
And I'd like you struck in the balls.
[Ray is in the air vent, pretending to be the papaya Jake is talking to]
RRay
You can call me... Juanita.
JJake
Juanita? That's a beautiful name.
RRay
It was my mother's. Before she got eaten.
CCChi-Chi
We say in China, when grass grow too tall, don't cut him down. Be friend with him, and ask him to not grow so big.
Thanks. Can I have a combo number five with fried rice?
RRay
I haven't seen anybody that excited about fruit since...
RRico
Don't say it!
[Dr. D and Jake are the last two contestants in the going-without-sleep challenge]
JJake
So he says "Yabba dabba, a dabba-dabba-dabba-dabba-dabba-dabba. Then the unicorn says..."
Douchebag! Shut the fu- [passes out]
[Jake has just won the weekly challenge by staying awake the longest]
Congratulations Jake, you just went an entire week without sleep to win this week's challenge... and here's your prize! A brand new, state of the art, straight from the factory... [dramatic presentation where the prize is revealed] ...papaya!
[Ray is harassing Jake who is trying to enter "Rayland" to get something from the kitchen for Rico]
RRico
Do you have anything to declare?
JJake
Yes, I'm going to kick your ass.
RRico
Do you have any fruits or vegetables... especially fruits?
[Dr. D does a jester dance for Rico]
RRico
Now do it again! This time with feeling! Amateur!
[Chi-Chi bites the head off of one of Ray's toy soldiers]
CCChi-Chi
Viva la revolution!
[Ray swings by on the chandelier and snatches the crown off of Rico's head]
RRico
That was just rude!
[Jake is eating an apple that Minou puked on]
RRay
Can I have some of that?
[Jake answers the door for the delivery man who has just brought a pizza all the way from Italy. He pays the huge bill and opens the pizza box]
JJake
Hey... I SAID NO ANCHOVIES!
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