Life With Derek · Season 1, Episode 1
“The Room” · Season 1, Episode 1
In this episode: Casey MacDonald (3), Marti Venturi (3), Derek Venturi (2)
(looks at Casey) Ahhh! (looks down at his boxers) Ahhh! (runs out as Derek walks in)
Come on, Smarti. (takes Marti out of bathtub)
Smerek...
(towards Casey) Do you mind?
Yeah. I was here first.
Ok, then. (Derek starts to get ready to go to the toilet)
UGH! (leaves bathroom)
Not again. Can you please turn it down! Der-ek! (Derek opens the door after Casey knocks on it)
Who are you?
I'm the step-sister you've always wanted.
Really, 'cause you look like the ugly step-sister from Snow White.
That's Cinderella, you freak. Now could you turn down the music?
Oh, well why didn't you say so? (turns off the music) Now, I never had any noise complaints when Edwin had that room before he was forced upstairs to make room for you guys.
Room? What room? There is no room in our room!
I have an announcement! I'm not wearing socks!
(While telling her mother how her siblings give her no privacy)
Marti, please give me back my toothbrush.
(Marti's cleaning the tub with the toothbrush)
Say please.
I just did.
No.
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