Derek Venturi quotes from Life With Derek

(looks at Casey) Ahhh! (looks down at his boxers) Ahhh! (runs out as Derek walks in)

Derek

Come on, Smarti. (takes Marti out of bathtub)

Marti

Smerek...

Derek

(towards Casey) Do you mind?

Casey

Yeah. I was here first.

Derek

Ok, then. (Derek starts to get ready to go to the toilet)

Casey

UGH! (leaves bathroom)

Casey

Not again. Can you please turn it down! Der-ek! (Derek opens the door after Casey knocks on it)

Derek

Who are you?

Casey

I'm the step-sister you've always wanted.

Derek

Really, 'cause you look like the ugly step-sister from Snow White.

Casey

That's Cinderella, you freak. Now could you turn down the music?

Derek

Oh, well why didn't you say so? (turns off the music) Now, I never had any noise complaints when Edwin had that room before he was forced upstairs to make room for you guys.

Casey

Room? What room? There is no room in our room!

You have a step-sister?

Derek

It was a recent accident by marriage.

Casey

I never realized these things were so important to you men! Boys and girls are different, you know!

Derek

Yeah, I found that out the fun way on our old couch.