Casey MacDonald quotes from Life With Derek

Casey

I'd shake your hand but I'm...

Casey

How did this happen? How does a person who prides herself on being in total control lose it? Why am I sitting on the bathroom floor? Why is there an out of control party in my living room? The answer to all of these questions could only be: Derek.

Casey

I don't believe it! Am I really having a conversation with the bane of my existence aka Derek?

(looks at Casey) Ahhh! (looks down at his boxers) Ahhh! (runs out as Derek walks in)

Derek

Come on, Smarti. (takes Marti out of bathtub)

Marti

Smerek...

Derek

(towards Casey) Do you mind?

Casey

Yeah. I was here first.

Derek

Ok, then. (Derek starts to get ready to go to the toilet)

Casey

UGH! (leaves bathroom)

Casey

Not again. Can you please turn it down! Der-ek! (Derek opens the door after Casey knocks on it)

Derek

Who are you?

Casey

I'm the step-sister you've always wanted.

Derek

Really, 'cause you look like the ugly step-sister from Snow White.

Casey

That's Cinderella, you freak. Now could you turn down the music?

Derek

Oh, well why didn't you say so? (turns off the music) Now, I never had any noise complaints when Edwin had that room before he was forced upstairs to make room for you guys.

Casey

Room? What room? There is no room in our room!

Casey

Marti, please give me back my toothbrush.

Marti

Say please.

Casey

I just did.

Marti

No.

Marti

Pigs speak Latin?

Casey

Ask Derek.

Casey

I never realized these things were so important to you men! Boys and girls are different, you know!

Derek

Yeah, I found that out the fun way on our old couch.

What are you doing?

Casey

(hugging Vicky) Don't ask. Just hug.

Casey

Well, you don't have to worry about me ruining your mother's wedding because I quit! And if I could quit being your cousin, I'd quit that too! (storms out)

Fine! Quit all you want! I don't want to be part of the stupid wedding or your stupid wedding reception! I'm going to my room!

You don't live here.

I'm going to your room!

Upstairs on the right.