Sam Tyler and Gene Hunt in “The Shooting”

Sam Tyler

I was just dreaming.

Gene Hunt

What I call a dream involves Diana Dors and a bottle of chip oil! That's what you call a guilty conscience, my friend.

Sam Tyler

What?

Gene Hunt

The root of nightmares.

Sam Tyler

My conscience is clear, thank you very much.

Gene Hunt

Yeah, well, as for me, I slept like a baby! [Flops back down onto the bed]

Sam Tyler

Yeah, a twenty stone baby. Burps, snores and farts.

Gene Hunt

[sitting bolt upright] I do NOT snore!