[The show opens with the introduction to Camberwick Green]
CGCamberwick Green Narrator
This is a box. A magical box, playing a magical tune. But inside this box, there lies a surprise. Do you know who's in it today? [A toy version of Sam appears] It's Sam Tyler! Hello, Sam.
[Toy Sam waves]
CGCamberwick Green Narrator
How are you today?
[Toy Sam puts his head in his hands]
CGCamberwick Green Narrator
Oh dear. Not very happy. Is it Gene Hunt?
[Toy Sam nods]
CGCamberwick Green Narrator
Is he kicking in a nonce?
[Toy Sam points - cut to a toy version of Gene Hunt, beating up another toy in a dark alley. Toy Gene and the nonce wave to the camera, then Gene hits the other toy repeatedly with a dustbin lid]
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