Oh my Lord. Take a look at this.
[A line of policemen wearing washing up gloves and Sam Tyler instructing them]
Okay, fingertip search. Off you go, lads. Like I showed you. In a line, slowly. In a line!
[singing] Now, hands that do dishes can feel [Chris and two other policemen join in] soft as your face -
PPoliceman
Piss off!
RCRay Carling, Chris Skelton and two other police officers
With mild green Fairy Liquid.
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