You think you know everything, don't you?
I know the stench of rotten apples.
Yeah? And I know your slag is lying through her teeth and do you wanna know why?
Yeah, why?
Steven Warren is a bum bandit. Do you understand? A poof! A fairy! A queer! A queen! Fudge packer! Uphill Gardener! Fruit picking sodomite!
He's gay?
As a bloody Christmas Tree! Mind you, he is a little touchy on the subject, being a twisted Catholic with an elderly mother and all, so I wouldn't go mentioning it to him... You challenged his authority so he stitched you up like a kipper. Pretty girl appealed to your vanity as the only decent sheriff in Dodge City. Slipped you a Mickey, tied you up and bounced on your ding-a-ling.
Why?
I suspect the answer will lie in the post. Photos, you idiot.
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