Sam Tyler and Nelson in “The Crash”

Large whiskey please.

[With heavy Jamaican accent] Drink ain't gonna fix things. What am I saying? I run a pub. Of course it will fix things!

I'm lost, Nelson. I'm really lost.

[Suddenly switching to a Mancunian accent] You ain't lost, pal. You're where you are, and you have to make the best of it. It's all you can do.

Keep it to yourself, eh? Folks just seem happier with the other Nelson.