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S1 E15Unfinished Business

I love weddings. There're such a beautiful celebration of love and hope. Plus there's cake.

Bride's pretending she's a virgin. The groom's pretending he's found "The One". And the in-laws pretend they like each other. It's Christmas for liars.

And yet, lovely.

You really are idiotically happy, aren't you?

You know, my father always used to say that there are four rules for getting married: you need a woman who loves you unconditionally, a woman who will always challenge you, a woman who you always want to make love to and, most important of all, you have to make sure that none of those women ever meet.

(Ria stares at him)

Wasn't really a joke when my father said it, either. It's more like autobiography.

(Carl runs to catch up to Ria.)

Hey! Aronson told me to give you any help that you need. I'm Carl, Carl DuPre.

Aronson sent you?

That's right.

No, he isn't. You asked him if you could with me, isn't that right?

Not much gets past you, does it?

You have no idea. Let's go.

(Carl smiles)

Videographer: Any of this footage shows up on the 'net, I'm gonna rip your head off and stuff it down your throat.

No hesitation. Now you're telling the truth.

Hey. Full day, huh? Want to get a drink, celebrate?

(sighs) I don't think that's a good idea.

Didn't we get past the tough talk?

Yeah, we did. Still don't think that's a good idea.

You know, we were brief on your team before you guys came in, and, uh, I know what you can do and it doesn't scare me. I've got nothing to hide. So, come on, just a drink.

The problem is, I like you.

And that's a problem because?

Because it'll be more than just a drink. And then it'll get complicated. I'll know every lie you tell, which means I'll know everything about you. You sure you're up for that?

I'm in.

Okay then.

You know, I treated a few firefighters in grad school. It's amazing what these guys deal with.

You got a bit of the firemen thing, huh?

I'm just saying these guys are heros.

Uh-huh. Is it the helmets? I mean, even I like the helmets.

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