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S1 E15Unfinished Business

You know, I wanted to--

Yeah, I know. Thanks.

What?

You had a slight gratitude smile. What you're surprised? Really? You know, just because I don't know your science, doesn't mean I don't know things.

You know, when you don't know the science, you don't see the whole picture. People can get hurt.

(Reacts to an expression the audience can't see) What was that? What happened?

What?

Shame. When you said 'people get hurt,' you showed shame.

(Keeping his face neutral) I don't know what you're talking about.

You're lying.

Get used to it.

Hello, love. How's it going at your Mum's?

Okay, I guess. I mean, you know how Mom is. She needs to know everything I'm doing every second.

Bloody intrusive, inn'it? What are you doing this very second?

(Emily is caught by the police and brought to Cal's office. Cal takes her to a really messy storage room down the hall.)

You're going to organize this room.

By myself?

Nope, Loker's going to babysit.

(walking over) Hey, Emily. Long time, no see. Hey, you look terrible. Awful. Like Gene Simmons when it's really, really humid. All right...

(Talking about a possible NASA pilot saboteur)

NDNASA Director Schaumburg

I don't believe he was just disoriented like he's claiming.

Did he have some sort of issue with NASA?

NDNASA Director Schaumburg

No, but we have to consider Markoff's father. He was a rocket engineer with old Soviet space agency, defected in '72. Russians are building their own scram-jet technology.

Russian spies?! Wow, what's next? Duran Duran and parachute pants? 'Cause I-I dug the 80s.

Which makes me wonder why the Queen Bee showed asymmetrical sadness when she was talking about her dead friend.

Ahh, 'when a person's facial expression is not symmetrical on both sides of their face, it is likely that they are pretending to feel the emotion' from your article in the Journal for Behavioral Science, 2001.

Sucking up's really not your strong suit, is it?

Did you pluck your eyebrows before you came here so they would be perfect just like that? Because signs of lying become particularly visible in the brows when they've been thinned.

. . .

You never told me about the eyebrow-pluckng thing. Where did you read about that?

Nowhere.

Why not?

Because it's complete crap.

(Emily is looking at a picture of a younger Cal smoking a hookah.)

Well, I think he's, um, think he's just scared

No, no, I'm thinking wasted.

No, I mean, he's scared right now, about you.

Why would he be scared about me?

Well you're a 15-year-old girl. Statically speaking, you're at the prime age for abusing alcohol, experimenting with drugs, contracting a sexually transmitted disease.

Wow, you really know how to take all the fun out of rebelling.

Look on the bright side, you're way more likely to die in a crash with one of your friends than any of those things.

You okay?

Yeah. Just, my dad being...

Yeah, he can do that.

He never lets me do anything fun.

Oh, you mean, like having a hundred friends over and getting pulled in by the cops?

Ah, yeah, yeah, like that.

He knew something was going on when you called, you know.

He did? Why didn't he say anything?

If he said something every time you lied to him, oh, he knows he'd lose you.

You know, it's going to be pretty hard to spot your guy. I mean, most weddings, champagne and resentment flow together, right?

AAronson

Not a wedding fan, huh?

Nope, don't trust them. Lead to marriage.

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