Eli Loker quotes from Lie to Me

Eli Loker

That is when Taft met you. See how the graph is all scrunched up? It indicated arousal. Apparently the pine is not the only thing our aging jock wanted to ride.

Eli Loker

You know, my father always used to say that there are four rules for getting married: you need a woman who loves you unconditionally, a woman who will always challenge you, a woman who you always want to make love to and, most important of all, you have to make sure that none of those women ever meet.

Eli Loker

Wasn't really a joke when my father said it, either. It's more like autobiography.

Eli Loker

No hesitation. Now you're telling the truth.

Eli Loker

Every lie has consequences that you can't see coming.

Eli Loker

But, thanks for coming in. Your website is incredibly useful for reconnecting with girls who rejected me in middle school.

Eli Loker

Where are you going? None of my business. Check. Power of nonverbal communication. Awesome, Love it.

Eli Loker

Wacky religions, they don't bother me because they're no wackier than the mainstream ones.

Loker

(after kissing Emily) I'm so fired.

Cal Lightman

Just getting in, Loker?

Loker

Yeah, I got piss-drunk last night with my roommate, and I was just lying in bed this morning thinking how nasty hot Nancy Grace is, and just trying to decide if I was gonna come in at all cause it's not like there's anyone in here to fantasize about.

Gillian Foster

No offence taken.

Loker

I don't go for married women.

Eli

I would like to sleep with you.

Cal Lightman

Ah, Eli Loker, Ria Torres. He's harmless, just always speaks the truth about what's on his mind. What do you call it again?

Eli

Radical honesty.

Eli Loker

I have no chance with you. No, ... do I have any chance with you?

Ria Torres

You always tell the truth?

Eli Loker

Always.

Ria Torres

How good are you in bed?

Eli Loker

Fair.

Ria Torres

Fair is better than most.

Eli Loker

Have I mentioned that your office looks like it belongs to a serial killer?

Cal Lightman

Several times.

Eli Loker

I would not have pegged you for a hoops geek.

Gillian Foster

You know the fifth-grade boy with the vintage Dr. J poster and the instant recall of his career stats. (Eli nods) I was that boy.

Eli Loker

Why is guys named White are always black and guys named Black are always white?

Gillian Foster

Am I going to sorry you're here?

Eli Loker

Barry White. Jack Black.

Gillian Foster

Does your radical honesty pledge mean you have to say everything you think?

Eli Loker

It's the only way to be truly honest.

Gillian Foster

Let's turn it off while we're working, shall we?

Eli Loker

(over the intercom) Ladies, if you'll wait in there, I will be taking you in one at a time.

Ria Torres

Playing out your favorite fantasies, Loker?

Eli Loker

Studying the psychological influence of uniforms on credibility. Lightman wanted to see how they effect people's ability to spot lies.

Ria Torres

Women in uniforms?

Eli Loker

(smiling) I do love my work.