Dr. Jeffrey Buchanan quotes from Lie to Me

Dr. Jeffrey Buchanan

You know something? For somebody who's studied emotions their entire life, you really don't understand them, at all.

Dr. Jeffrey Buchanan

How many times has he lied to you?

Ria Torres

Excuse me?

Dr. Jeffrey Buchanan

Well, he said you were a natural, so you must have caught him in some big, fat ones.

Ria Torres

(laughing) Yeah, maybe one or two.

Dr. Jeffrey Buchanan

One or two? Oh, he's mellowed out. Back in the day, he was pathological.

Dr. Jeffrey Buchanan

That boy lied, cheated and stole his way through Oxford.

Cal Lightman

I never stole.

Cal Lightman

This is new.

Dr. Jeffrey Buchanan

(laughing) I asked Grace not to let anyone back here. I'm going on Larry King to talk up the new flu vaccine, so this is just, you know, saving time.

Cal Lightman

Does your missus know how much you spend on make-up?

Dr. Jeffrey Buchanan

Not unless you want Larry King to know how you got drunk and talked your way past White House security--

Cal Lightman

Never happened.

Dr. Jeffrey Buchanan

Oh, that never happened? Well, this never happened, either.

Cal Lightman

I'm not easily fooled, Jeffery.

Dr. Jeffrey Buchanan

I know. That makes her one hell of a liar.