You honestly think that we can fool Maggie with a fake?
NNate
No. She's too smart and too experienced. When we worked together, there was nobody better.
A simple "no" without the cheerleading would have done. This does complicate things.
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No, no, Nate. We haven't done any prep, we don't have our tools.
You want me to break into a secure storage facility with whatever I can scrounge up the buffet table?
NNate
Pretty much. Yep.
[Smiling] Cool.
We should pretend to make out.
Make what?
[Parker grabs Hardison and they begin to kiss and she pushes the door open a little]
Let's talk about-- A little bit--
[Parker and Hardison continue to make out. Two guards approach and seem embarrassed. One clears his throat]
GGuard
You, uh, bumped the door there. Sets the alarm off.
You know what?
Oh.
We, you know how it is.
Sorry.
[While Parker is breaking into Blackpoole's vault]
You did not just think about this on the way in from the van.
Some people do crosswords.
[Parker tosses the real David to Hardison who catches it]
Wha-you-- Don't throw the David.
You caught it, didn't you?
You're crazy.
I'm sorry your wife gave me her phone number.
NNate
Don't want to talk about it.
I-It was only to coordinate where we were gonna go anyway.
NNate
Not talking about it.
I gotta be honest with you, there was a second I—
[Excitedly] WE JUST STOLE AN EIGHT MILLION DOLLAR STATUE! On, like, our day off!
Maggie, works for the man who let your son die? She doesn't have a problem with that!
NNate
She doesn't know! [Sophie looks at him in shock] She doesn't know that IYS and Blackpoole denied Sam’s treatment.
How can she not know?
[Nate sits down and takes a shaky breath]
NNate
She doesn't know, because I never told her.
[After making the deal, Nate punches Blackpoole]
Was that absolutely necessary?
NNate
He wouldn't have believed a handshake. And it felt good. Hardison, where are you?
[To Nate, over Parker's comm] Let's see how many birds we have in hand. You know this is Parker's. Now, Alec Hardison?
SSoldier
[Over Hardison's comm] Accounted for, Mr. Sterling. And we have the cash, too.
Marvelous. Mr. Spencer?
[Over the comm] Hey, Sterling. I got some dental work with your name on it. What do you say we hook up so I can give it to you?
Seems that Mr. Quinn was not quite as effective as promised. Still, two birds in the hand are worth three in the bush.
Do you remember when we were friends? After work, we used to come up here, have a drink, watch the sun set.
NNate
We were never friends, Sterling.
So the answer to my question would be no, then.
Nate, we're done here. Hardison!
Wait, Eliot. Eliot, come on.
You've got to be kidding me, man.
{Eliot goes to help Hardison carry the painting out]
Bring it out, come on.
This is just weird.
I painted this.
[Hardison leaves a video message on the monitors for Sterling and his goons when they break into the Leverage offices]
Hey, Sterling! Get out of our house!
[the screens switch to a countdown timer for a bomb]
[After they run out of the building]
BBusey
Maybe he was bluffing.
[Building explodes]
That's a funny thing about con men. They don't bluff.
NNate
I got out of sales.
So, what are you in now?
NNate
Theft. Yeah, I’m going to rob the Two Davids gallery on opening day.
Aren't you gonna call the, uh, police?
Of course not.
We're done here.
NNate
Yeah, I’ve got some errands, too. Rope, masks, knockout gas! Be seeing you, Sterling.
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