I'm staying.
I'm sorry, you're...you're what?
I'm staying.
You're staying? Sophie, Sophie, it's the Butcher of Kiev.
Have you ever been to Kiev? The cake-maker of Kiev would whoop all our asses. This is the Butcher.
Leverage · Season 1
I'm staying.
I'm sorry, you're...you're what?
I'm staying.
You're staying? Sophie, Sophie, it's the Butcher of Kiev.
Have you ever been to Kiev? The cake-maker of Kiev would whoop all our asses. This is the Butcher.
Go.
These peaches aren't gonna poach themselves, Parker.
Sorry, Emeril.
What was that?
You heard me.
Yeah. I'll show you. Bam!
[acting as a priest] Because, you know, Maria, despite all the, all the fear and doubt that life brings, Adam, when he looks at you, Maria, you know, he knows that you have made him a better man, a better version of himself. And now that he's known you, he could never go back. And Maria, you know when you look at Adam, yes, you know you, you've made him a better man and he should probably just give up and agree with you.
[Nate walks in on the aftermath Eliot's fight with the Butcher of Kiev]
Did you just kill a guy with an appetizer?
I dunno. Maybe.
It's about time. How did you get away from Sergei in the screening room?
I pretended I was drunk and that we were meeting down there to have sex.
So, padre, a wedding's just a big con, huh? [walks away]
I never said there was anything wrong with that.
This is pretty good, man.
Thanks, man. I squeeze, like, fresh lemon juice on it.
Cool. Cool.
Did you clean out Moscone's accounts?
I left him five dollars for socks.
I hate to say it, but you know who we could really use--
Don't even say his name. I don't want it spoken aloud.
Target's on the 30th floor. You don't really expect us to--
[Team heads up the stairs, eventually reaching the 30th floor]
Great. Another key card.
I'm gonna kill him.
Not if I get to him first
[Parker blows through the door to get in]
Hello? Hey, hey, hey! Hey, guys. W-What's up?
Where are you?
I'm at the office. What happened--there was a thing--my electricity went out.
I swear, when I see you--
My electricity, man--
These people killed a kid, all right? They killed a bunch of kids. There's no way in hell we're gonna let them get away with it. We are going to get on that flight.
All right.
[open the door to the hall to find Parker waiting]
So, what are we waiting for?
How does she do this?
I don't even ask anymore.
Hardison, I don't need a ticket. I got an Air Marshal badge.
What if there's already a Marshal on the plane?
There's only one Air Marshal per every 100 flights.
Ooh, I know that's good for us, but I so wish I didn't know that.
[Parker is posing as a flight attendant after stealing a bag from the original woman assigned to the flight.]
[To Nate and Eliot] How did you both know there'd be an extra uniform in the bag?
Everyone knows flight attendants are required to carry extra uniforms in case they get called to work unexpectedly.
Or if something happens to the one they're already wearing.
How does everyone know that?
[In unison]
Worked airport security.
Slept with a flight attendant.
Let's see what we can learn about Nathan Ford today. Online poker? Online chess? Sudoku. Crossword. What...damn. Somebody needs to get laid.
Hardison.
What's up? Yeah?
Are you in my chair?
N- No, I--I'm not--I'm not in your--I'm at a desk--my desk--in my office, w-waiting on your call so you can tell me what I can do to help you a-and the team, boss. What's up?
You can stop now.
Appreciate it.
[Later]
And, Hardison?
Yeah?
Don't forget to turn off my computer.
Well, how in the hell...[turns off computer]
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