Okay, today did not go well, but that's all right. You know, we learn when we fail. We're gonna-we're gonna go back to basics, and we're gonna do a little role-playing. Gonna start with-with persuasion techniques. So, Eliot has an apple. Alice has an orange.
I love apples. Apples are my favorite fruit.
Good for you, sparky.
I-I don't have to sit here and take this crap.
Go on. Just do it for me.
You have an orange, all right? Now, convince me that I want the orange, not the apple. I'm gonna take a bite. [slowly brings the apple to his mouth and takes a bite]
I put a razor blade in that apple.
[He spits the bite of apple out] Are you serious?
Maybe. But do you know what doesn’t have a razor blade in it? This orange. [smells the orange] Don't you want it? [tosses the orange at Eliot and leaves]
You fell for that?
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