[Wayne walks into MoDean's bathroom]
Well, fuckin' Alexander!
This is where the dicks hang out.
Oh, that's right - Gailor told me you were helpin' with cleanup here now, eh?
You shake it more than once, we know what you're doin'.
How long you been at it?
48 fiscal hours.
Boy, that's more than enough time to see a nightmare or two around here, eh?
Sometimes there's shit... on the outside of the torlet.
...Huh?
Sometimes there's shit... on the outside of the torlet.
Huh. Is that right?
You think that's bad, you should see the urinus.
...Uh?
You think that's bad, you should see the urinus.
It get pretty hairy over there, or-
Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the uninus.
What?
Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the uninus.
Fuck a duck. Well, how do you think it got there?
Remember how I said sometimes there's shit on the outside of the torlet?
Yeah?
Well, I bet the shit got on the outside of the urinus the same way the shit got on the outside of the torlet.
Isn't that something.
[McMurray walks into MoDean's bathroom]
This piss now streaming! ...Wayne.
No.
How're-you-now-not-s'bad-good-n'you. Alexander!
Out there, you're Canadian... in here, you're-a-peein.
Oh, shit... looks like someone un-swallowed over there.
You think that's bad? Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the torlet.
Huh?!
You think that's bad, sometimes there's shit on the outside of the torlet.
Well, I spray the seat from time to time when I got crap on top, but I never miss the bowl entirely. Fuckin' degens, need to mind their scruples.
You think that's bad, you should see the urinus.
Huh?
You think that's bad, you should see the urinus.
Mm. Pretty hairy o'er there?
Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the uninus.
What?!
Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the uninus.
Well, how the fuck did shit get there?
Remember how I said sometimes there's shit on the outside of the torlet?
Feels like you told me that nearly a year ago now.
Yeah, we're kinda burnin' daylight here, eh?
Mhm!
I bet the shit got on the outside of the urinus the same way the shit got on the outside of the torlet.
Oh... well, no offense or nothin', but I think I'd rather just piss outside, Alexander.
I just came in here to wash my hands.
Why'd you wash your hands?
Had a dart?
Mm, well, I'd have a dart.
Maybe I'd have a dart with you and just wash my hands after that dart.
'ey, gents? I know how the shit got on the outside of the torlet and also the urinus... but why would someone take a shit on the outside of the torlet and also the urinus?
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